Moe from Jezebel recently bashed New Hampshire Hillary voters for being swayed by Hillary’s irrelevant, yet infamous, tears. She wrote: “Dear all you commentwhores who said HIllary's teensy little tear session had swayed your vote to Hillary: Fuck you. . . . Her narrow lead in yesterday's New Hampshire primary is entirely attributable to chicks like you, and you were alllllll chicks.” Jen from Feministing said, “It must be nice to be so much smarter and better than other women” adding, “Sorry if this comes off as bitchy, but it makes me sick to see a woman discounting and disrespecting other women like this.” Sappy mackerel added in the comments that, “Jezebel sucks more and more every day, and Moe is usually at the root of it.” Gretchen (of The Blurgh) said: “I read Jezebel daily for about two weeks and stopped because it reminded me of the gross faux-feminism that Jane magazine used to espouse. Not surprised that this anti-woman sentiment would come from that site.” Afterwards, Moe responded to her critics with an article titled: Dear Fucking Dykes: Why I Am Not the Biggest Fan of Hillary Clinton. Jessica from Feministing called them out on the “fucking dyke” reference, but apologized after learning it was, indeed, used in a “queer reclaimy way.” But I agree with jeanno that she didn’t need to apologize.
I just had to set sail for Jezebel!
Below, I’ve reconstructed the dialogue from my journey, making aggressive use of invisible ellipses:
Sinister Rogue: Seriously, Moe, I know you love Obama, but you're being fucking ridiculous. Truly. She showed some passion. So fucking what?
Cocoeq: I can't stand Hillary and that fugly jacket she wore yesterday.
Sinister Rouge: Somehow life in the 90s was horrible? Did I miss that fucking memo?
Pferde Schwanz: @cocoesq: excellent comment
MissCricket: In other news, I fucking hate Maureen Dowd.
J.D. Regent: yeah and she was up in the polls in n.h. for fucking months until right after Iowa. a brief bump for Obama and all of the sudden she’s “comeback?”
Sinister Rouge: Fuck everyone who is trying to shit on her by claiming “pussy” votes won. That’s so fucking offensive.
Southern Bitch: @j.d.regent: I’m with you on that. Everyone’s freaking the fuck out about obama wanting change, but then i actually look at edward’s platform, and that’s more where i am and what i think needs to be changed.
Charlotte Corday: mus admit though, obama: great fucking speech.
Sinister Rouge: Obama did not have a vote in the Senate when the vote for the war happened. He skipped the vote on Iran. He agrees with Clinton that we cannot just up and leave Iraq. So what the fuck?
Southern Bitch: @MissCricket: A-MEN. maureen dowd is a fucking egomaniacal blight.
Lemaldetete: Wow, everyone's gonna have motherfucking strokes by November if it keeps up like this.
What did I learned by trawling for “commentwhores” in the waters of Jezebel? Fuck dude! Everything is fucking fucked up! Now excuse me while I go watch Scarface.
-- temperance
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